becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm like, not good at living.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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