at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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