Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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