I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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