You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm both gender and math confused
There are leaves in my underwear?
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