walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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