the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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