The maid of honor just puked.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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