yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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