So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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