Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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