Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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