why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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