Kiss
Puke
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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