I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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