i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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