It's Friday. Sex?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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