ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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