wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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