i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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