I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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