let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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