my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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