That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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