so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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