Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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