so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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