I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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