I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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