its not stalking. its research.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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