what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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