Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I have aggressive nipples.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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