Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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