Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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