it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Is her dick bigger than yours?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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