i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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