I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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