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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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