I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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