If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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