This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Fuck appropriateness.
Do vagina's smell?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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