you win again, gameday.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
