that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Randomize
