sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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