This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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