Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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