You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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