She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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