I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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