he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
